Cocktails & Clarity

While reminiscing about their glory days, Hayley and Hannah seek to get clarity on what college life is like for Generation Z.

Hayley and Hannah have a much needed catch-up session and discuss cohabitating, the Broc Box, and Hayley's recent prostitution listing on Craigslist.

In this day and age, don't you wake up every morning and just wonder, "how do we avoid conflict between major world powers?" Well, Hayley and Hannah have been thinking the exact same thing. In fact, they've been so obsessed with it that they sought out world-renowned, expert defense contractor, John, to come on the pod and spill America's greatest secrets. Just kidding... unfortunately his security clearance didn't allow him to spill too many secrets, but he does help ease our tension so we don't sit in agony everyday anticipating the end of the world.

Married life... we're getting to that age, and we need some answers. Hayley and Hannah dive deep into the world of married life by interviewing two close friends of this podcast, Pete & Kate. Kate endears us all with her stories of romance and passion, while Pete acts tough (but we all know he's a softy deep down). The two of them have been going strong for nearly a year as newlyweds and have some wisdom to share.

Hayley and Hannah bring back an old friend, Marie, to dive even deeper into the world of feeders. Marie also invites Brooke to join the show, who fills in the gaps on what Marie has *really* been up to since the last show.

Hannah and Hayley summon the queen of bad luck, Lee, to offer up some clarity on prison life in Northern Indiana. Lee's had more than one stint in the slammer and knows all about what it takes to survive.

Hayley and Hannah bring on a long-time friend of the show's, Xenia. After her appearance on Episode 6, Xenia decided to throw cuffs on a Bumble match, and she's never looked back. Both Xenia and her boyf, Gaetan, come on the show to share their secret to making the most of a swipe right. Hint: it apparently involves some really bad sex. BTW, not only is Gaetan a doctor, but a damn good musician, as well. Check out some of his stuff here: https://soundcloud.com/savitrimusic

Hayley and Hannah kickoff season 2 with a bang. After the girls recap some "shitty" experiences while traveling, Steven comes on board to share his stories from a life before Uber/Lyft. He also sheds some clarity on the true secrets to having threesomes (spoiler: it takes a few white lies and a hell of a lot of luck)

Hayley swallows her pride, puffs out her chest, and gives a call to... Ok here's the deal: you're going to need to go back a few episodes (like to episode 1, or 3 or 5 or 17...or just all of them) to realize how the depth to how freakin' crazy this episode is. That's right, brace yourselves, 'cause Hayley and Hannah call BROC. And yeah, that's right, THERE'S NO K IN HIS NAME.

Hayley and Hannah overcome obstacles during wedding season, but those petty problems are put to shame by this week's guest, Marie, who offers up dating stories that are "larger" than life.

Scott and Max come on board to provide Hayley and Hannah with some much needed comedic training.

Hayley and Hannah turn to the midwest for a new perspective on dating, sex, and the many varieties of queefs.

Hayley and Hannah bring on boss bitch Nycole to talk business. Questions are answered such as, "What can you do with an Art History major?" "What's it like owning your own business?" and "Who looks better naked, Hannah or Hayley?"

Hayley and Hannah find some clarity in the animal kingdom. They bring on Brent to talk Polar Bears, Panda Bears, Otters, and Foxes. And uh... poppers & whip-its.

Hannah and Hayley get clarity on loud sex, the Three-Pronged Method, and prison life, but mostly they get clarity on one another.

Hayley and Hannah get some clarity on Swinging, or at least they try to. Mike, their guest, comes on board to offer up his experiences from a past life as a party animal.

Hayley and Hannah dive knee deep into the porn world, bringing on an expert of the industry.

Hayley and Hannah welcome on their neighbor with whom Hayley has history.

Hannah and Hayley solicit the help of fan favorite, Erik, to field questions from the listeners.

Hayley and Hannah get clarity from men who just aren't that into them.